Little three year old minds are funny. Little three year olds are ridiculously picky eaters.
Friday, I asked Bill to bring home two rotisserie chickens from Costco. I was going to use one to make dinner and one for dinner over the weekend. As I was cutting the meat and shredding it, Parker wanted a bite. And he really liked it, so I gave him some more. And then Bill took the boys to Stewart's football practice. And while they were at practice, Parker got tired and cranky and started asking for "box meat."
His silly little mind saw that Bill brought the chickens into the house in a big cardboard box - typical Costco style. And he wanted more box meat. Cute, huh. Except he didn't want to eat the dinner that I made with the "box meat."
I swear, if he could, he would live on corn dogs, nuggets, and yogurt.
Anyway, the whole box meat conversation reminded us of Spam. And somehow the conversation ended up like this.

Bill gave the kids a "proper" introduction to Spam. He swears it makes awesome sandwiches with his brown sugar mustard sauce. I didn't try it. I'm not sure if I've ever had Spam. I know I used to keep a can of Spam on top of my microwave as a joke.
The kids loved it.
Typical.