Bill is all hyped up about this mixed martial arts fight - it's been on since 9pm and they still haven't done the "main event."

I don't get it.  Mary and I are so tired and ready to go to bed but all the guys are way into it.  I guess any excuse to get together to eat meat and drink beer.

Obviously i've been spending most of my time surfing the web for cute girlie things.

Pink Monopoly Boutique edition

The Pink Monopoly edition which is exclusive to Toys R Us, rolls out it’s new edition which offers fashion boutiques, shopping malls and hair salons in contrast to the utility companies and hotels. The colors and properties used for this are a translucent pink and purple instead of the Green and Red and the games counter has been modified to the sunglasses, flip flop, sandals, hairdryer and handbag. The new Pink Board perfectly goes with the pink title deed cards and pastel colored US dollars. When players take their turns, they can go on a shopping spree, pay their mobile bills and also receive text messages. They can also go to Jail (if Paris wasn’t spared so are you), you could land on just visiting and collect a $200 salary as they go ahead.

If you want some more pink, then you get pink dice, a pink keepsake box, which is again covered in pink fabric. What do you call this $50 Pink Monopoly Boutique from Hasbro, a dodgy things to turn nice girls naughty, or a tonic for the pink-crazy girls?

 

 

He weighs 11 pounds 10 ounces and is 23.25 inches long.  You'd think we soaked his feet in fertilizer every night!  He's such a grower!

This is what you do with the packing materials that comes with your furniture from Ikea. . .

 

Antidiva Micama Chair to quench your thirst for stylish furniture

This chair is a piece of art. It has been crafted by some of the best designers of the industry. The product specs are a bit confusing, but it appears that the outer cover can be in fabric or leather and the chair can be filled with a material of your choosing. It looks like it would be comfortable—until you see the price that is approximately $6844

Hey mom - why did you quit leaving me comments?  Are you not liking my posts!

http://gizmodo.com/393319/mouse-phone-triband-gsm-phone-in-familiar-shape

Mouse Phone: Triband GSM Phone In Familiar Shape

Stick two spheres onto a larger one, and what do you have? An opportunity to take the Mickey, and create gizmos that "borrow" someone's trademark, that's what... and this Mousephone looks devoid of Disney marks. That said, it's not hugely bigger than the genuine iRiver Mplayer, but crams in a tri-band GSM phone with 1.3-inch screen, MP3/MP4 playback, FM radio, stereo Bluetooth and keypad. One ear conceals a 1.3-megapixel camera, and it's even got passable battery life: around 3-4 hours talk, and 150-190 hours standby. The 2-inch phone is available for around $225. Don't show your kids or you know you'll be buying one. [Specialphones via Gizmodiva]

 

 

because i'm still irritated at the crappiness of the movie - I'm going to list the reasons why it was so awful.  If you haven't seen the movie but really want to - or you don't want to know the plot, don't read cause i'm gonna lay it all out there.

1.  any decent action movie does NOT end with a wedding.  Especially Indiana Jones movies.  This wedding adds to the corny factor of the whole movie.

2.  Indiana Jones doesn't have kids.  Indiana Jones has hot girlfriends and he's an eternal bachelor.  He's a loner.  Don't saddle him up with a past her prime wife, and a punk ass kid. I don't care if they still have good banter or not.

3.  Aliens - are you kidding me?  The crystal skull belongs to aliens?  LAME-O.  I will say their shiny crystally skeletons looked cool - but gimme a break.  I didn't go see this movie wanting some mystery about magnetic ALIEN SKELETONS.

4.  The first 20 minutes.  I know every movie has a bit of unbelievability (is that a word) but what the heck.  He located the crate with the stupid magnetic alien skeleton by throwing gun powder in the air and chasing it.  The fight with the big Russian looking guy ended when they somehow launched a jet engine into the desert - and he survived only to wander into some fake town that gets nuked - and he survived by climbing into a lead lined fridge that got thrown MILES by the blast - and he survived to climb out of the fridge and stand on a cliff and look at the mushroom cloude in wonder and amazement.  I was sitting there in my seat looking at him with wonder and amazement at how stupid the whole scenario was/is.

5.  Indiana Jones is known for great chase scenes.  It would have been halfway decent had they not lived through the angel falls falls - all three of them. 

6.  Using a snake as a rope.  That was only good for the "I hate SNAKES" line - i don't care what kind of non-poisonious rat snake it is - its body isn't strong enough to pull out a 180 pound man from quicksand - AFTER it already pulled out his 140 pound old lady.

7.  i know i mentioned it previously, but when Mutt was swinging through the amazon WITH THE MONKEYS - that was a bit too much for me. 

 

I think that's about it.  This must be how the die hard Star Wars fans felt with Episode I came out.