It is so cold. Super cold. I am so over winter. As I sit here freezing in my office - that is upstairs. Heat is supposed to rise yet my office is super cold. Go figure. When it is ridiculously cold like this I always think about how everyone is (or was) all in an uproar about global warming - "oh! the hole in the ozone layer! CFC's! COW FARTS!" And now the trend has migrated to climate change. I say, "WHATEVER!" The amount of time that we have been able to accurately track and record the weather is but a miniscule blip on the history of the weather on Earth. Oh well.
We have had several bouts of snow this winter. So much that I am kinda sick of the white stuff. In fact, it is a good thing that my snowglobes are Christmas themed because I would be ready to throw them into the wall by now. Anything snow related makes me want to sigh and grunt! I am ready for warm - or just warmer. It doesn't even have to reach spring-like temperatures but I could use something above freezing. I don't like it when the temperature is a number smaller than my age. I am but a young 31 - but as I get older, I will need to relocate to warmer climates.
Last week, we received a very healthy dose of snow. Unfortunately, the cities in the affected area were not prepared which kinda confuses me. If I can receive 50 BILLION weather channel alerts - texted to my phone and sent to my email - about impending weather warnings, watches and storms - how is it that the city government is not in the loop? What about the snow plow man? Why is it that the snow took the NATION'S CAPITAL by surprise and my husband got stuck at work because of a major road closure?
And can someone explain this to me - when the snow plow man does finally get around to my neighborhood - why must he plow up 3 feet of snow at the base of my driveway as I am out there trying to shovel it out. By myself. I don't ever do it - but damn it I am playing the girl card here! I am a WOMAN out there trying to shovel out all of the snow so my husband can pull his car into the driveway. I'm not even a fullsize woman - I am short. I have short legs and shorter arms so somehow in the physics of fulcrums or something I am at a power disadvantage (see all of that Physics from last semester is totally GONE!) Yet - as I bust ass trying to shovel out the driveway, Mr. Plow comes barreling down the street leaving me a 3 foot tall present at the base of the driveway. I get that he is just trying to do his job but I kindeve think he is an ass. And then the cherry on top is that the husband didn't even make it home that night to appreciate a perfectly cleared driveway that required two shovelings and a full bag of ice melt.
Schools close out here at the mere mention of snow. I think I would like to receive a brief explanation for closures/delays. Nothing too much - just a short "School is closed. While we understand there is not even a light dusting of snow on the ground right now, our area is forecast to receive 8 inches by 3pm thus making it unsafe for student transportation." or "School is delayed 2 hours because the extreme cold temperature make it unsafe for children to wait at the busstop." The school delayed for 2 hours thing kinda gets me. Show me a busstop where the kids stand outside alone. The busstop in our neighborhood is lined with cars, kids sitting happily inside. Cars are running, heaters are blasting. (hehehe, here I go with the old man talk but . . . ) Back when I was going to school, I had to walk to the busstop and stand there and wait. In the elements. Cold, rain, wind, sleet. No one drove to the busstop and sat there with their kids. Bill kinda jests me for doing it - but having said all of this, I am not comfortable sending my almost 8 year old off walking to the busstop. I don't think he would get lost. It's other people and he is super cute. Cute kids are a target. Remember the movie "Raising Arizona" - they picked the cute one!
Anyway, my friends in Oklahoma are supposed to get 10-18 inches of snow tonight/tomorrow. It is funny to see everyone Facebooking about the snow. People are stocking up on the essentials (my friends seem to be stocking up on alcohol) because this 10-18 inches is supposed to keep people "homebound for 2 days." ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I don't want to offend anyone (April, sorry dear!) but come on. We got 10 inches last week. Last year we had over 4 FEET of snow. Is this another case of Oklahoma City not being prepared for snow so roads won't be treated or plowed. Wait - I seem to remember this happened last year at Christmas. It is kinda lame for the city to not be prepared again!
Maybe I am feeling so cynical because I am so over winter but I'd like to think that when winter rolls around, people know to expect ice, sleet, snow, and freezing temperatures. It may not happen every day, week or even year but that's the kinda stuff that happens in winter. Its why you buy a coat, gloves, boots, and a hat. It's why your house and car have a heater.
However, in the midst of all of this winter angst there is a light at the end of the tunnel - Target is already selling swimwear! So summer must be only 5-6 MONTHS away!